Funny cat names

"Foreign"

Greek origin, female, 3 syllables

"Sword"

Norse origin, female, 2 syllables

"Party"

Spanish origin, female, 2 syllables

A poodle name, on a cat

French origin, female, 2 syllables

A charm, or a streak of bad luck

English origin, female, 1 syllable

"Pretty"

Spanish origin, female, 2 syllables

Goddess of the night sky

Egyptian origin, female, 1 syllable

The stuffed pasta

Italian origin, female, 4 syllables

For a tortie with jokes

Spanish origin, female, 3 syllables

"Turtle"; a nod to the tortoiseshell coat

Spanish origin, female, 3 syllables

Commands from the windowsill

English origin, male, 3 syllables

For the masked face

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Moves diagonally across furniture

English origin, male, 2 syllables

For a white whirlwind

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Sets the course

English origin, male, 2 syllables

For a cat who's always brewing something

Latin origin, male, 2 syllables

The orange cheese

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Bright orange and slightly chaotic

English origin, male, 2 syllables

From Dionysius

Greek origin, male, 2 syllables

The lasagna-loving comic-strip cat

English origin, male, 2 syllables

A human name, delivered deadpan

English origin, male, 2 syllables

"Cat"

Spanish origin, male, 2 syllables

"Rule of the spear"

Germanic origin, male, 2 syllables

The ginger cat in Captain Marvel

English origin, male, 1 syllable

For an indecisive cat

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Half of "hocus pocus"

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Wodehouse's unflappable valet

English origin, male, 1 syllable

For a floof of rank

English origin, male, 4 syllables

The name of the striped tabby pattern

English origin, male, 3 syllables

"Master"; the conductor in tails

Italian origin, male, 2 syllables

For a round, solid cat

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Large, Canadian and gentle

English origin, male, 1 syllable

Always gets his mouse

English origin, male, 2 syllables

A timeless honorific

English origin, male, 3 syllables

One of T.S. Eliot's cat burglars

English origin, male, 4 syllables

Cheesy; also a nickname for Ignacio

Spanish origin, male, 2 syllables

After the painter, for an abstract coat

Spanish origin, male, 3 syllables

The other half

English origin, male, 2 syllables

After the splatter painter

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Seems to know things

English origin, male, 3 syllables

For a detective-grade snoop

English origin, male, 2 syllables

Reginald means "counsel power"

Latin origin, male, 4 syllables

T.S. Eliot's Railway Cat

English origin, male, 3 syllables

Stephen means "crown"; on a cat it means comedy

Greek origin, male, 1 syllable

Folded and happy

Spanish origin, male, 2 syllables

"Little mouse", which is the joke

Italian origin, male, 4 syllables

After the boy king Tutankhamun

Egyptian origin, male, 1 syllable

From beygl, a ring-shaped bread

Yiddish origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Small, striped and busy

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

For the generously built

English origin, unisex, 1 syllable

"Crescent"

French origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Blue cloth, originally "de Nîmes"

French origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Soft brown candy

English origin, unisex, 1 syllable

"Little lumps"

Italian origin, unisex, 2 syllables

A small menace

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Chaos at 3 a.m.

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

The black-and-white dairy cow

German origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Canada's dollar coin

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

For long, floppy cats

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Comforting and beige

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

The cookie

English origin, unisex, 3 syllables

Playful and sleek

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Flat out on the floor

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

A formal waddler

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

"Pounded"

Italian origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Briny and unpredictable

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Unbothered city energy

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Low effort, high comfort

English origin, unisex, 3 syllables

Fries, curds and gravy

French origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Twisted and brown

German origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Black and white, with attitude

Algonquian origin, unisex, 1 syllable

A potato, affectionately

English origin, unisex, 1 syllable

"Shadow tail"

Greek origin, unisex, 2 syllables

The herb; ask what thyme it is

Greek origin, unisex, 1 syllable

Golden brown

English origin, unisex, 1 syllable

Pale, soft and unbothered

Japanese origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Canada's two-dollar coin

English origin, unisex, 2 syllables

The Canadian winter hat

French origin, unisex, 1 syllable

Crisscrossed and golden

Dutch origin, unisex, 2 syllables

Small but fiery

Japanese origin, unisex, 3 syllables

Stripes with no plan

French origin, unisex, 2 syllables